This is how it went:
Boss: I need you to change the titled to “Name” COLON “then title”
Boss: and make it a different color …I like this one but let’s see if lighter is better.
Boss: the colon is the one with TWO DOTS.
Me: silence – LONG PAUSE.
Boss: two dots
Me: Yes, I know what a colon is
CHRIST ON A PONY!
..REALLY? REALLY? really?