The Sniz

Yesterday afternoon my husband and I had our first “together” visit to the gynecologist to make sure we’re doing everything right as we embark on the next phase of our lives: baby making. {and a routine yearly check-up for me}

Needless to say, this was not the most comfortable situation for Pep {though he met my Doctor last year when she removed cysts from my baby-makers} but he moved his chair out of her way so we were both facing her and sat there quietly while I squirmed on the table with my legs wide open.

Me: OUCH

Doctor: Sensitive

Pep: YES …she is.

To spare you any explicit details, I’ll just say that I was happy to learn that all my womanly organs are working as they should be {as I was dreading hearing “your cysts are back and you must have more surgery” or “you’re barren”}. We scheduled an appointment for our next visit and headed out the door.

On the way to the car:

Pep: She’s not used to having guys in the room with her.

Me: What? Every time I go in there I see couples going into rooms together.

Pep: Well, she’s not used to it.

Me: Wait. Why do you say that?

Pep: Cuz she was showing me her sniz.

Me: WHAT?

Pep: Well, she was wearing that short mini-skirt and sitting in that chair with her legs wide open.

Me: Well, did you see anything?

Pep: She was wearing granny panties so it was all covered up.

Me: What color were they?

Pep: Beige.

Me: Shiny?

Pep: uh

Me: I’m sure she had no idea her legs were wide open and was just focused on {my vagina} doing her job.

Pep: Yes, and not used to having guys in the room.

Me: Okay, yes. Or maybe she wanted you to see her hot granny panties.

Pep: How old do you think she is?

Me: Ohmygod.

LA native & lifestyle blogger Maegan Tintari writes daily at ...love Maegan.com sharing beauty & style secrets, including fashion DIYs, how-to nail art manicures, hair tutorials, recipes & home decorating ideas, as well as a look into her personal life, her journey & battle with infertility & recent relocation to the mountains by a lake in search of a better life with her adorable French Bulldog brothers, Trevor and Randy.

8 Comments

  • ~ alison

    August 5, 2008 |

    Congrats on the no cysts! How funny! Pep kills me! SOOOOO – since Pep went with you – I guess you are going to get serious about the baby making? Are you ovulating??? hehehehehehehe

  • hautepocket

    August 5, 2008 |

    Hahaha, typical male behavior! Congrats on being healthy, I know it’s always a huge relief!

  • jess gonacha

    August 6, 2008 |

    oh my god, this is so freaking funny. thanks for stopping by my blog so i could find yours!! what a riot. 🙂

  • design for mankind.

    August 6, 2008 |

    HAHAAHAHA I LOVE THIS! 🙂

  • Bayjb

    August 6, 2008 |

    I laughed hilariously while reading this. I hate going to the “lady doctor,” no matter what so I can’t imagine having someone with me. Awesome.

  • MomMega

    August 7, 2008 |

    Aw yeah, husbands and the “Lady Doctor” always make for a little discomfort! Congrats and good luck!

    Thanks for coming by to visit, I will definitely be back to visit you (adding you to my reader now).

  • Mama's Losin' It

    August 7, 2008 |

    She sounds freaking HOT!

  • Closet Cravings

    November 3, 2009 |

    This was rather amusing. I loved that you shared something so personal, and yet it was funny too.