Saturday, February 7, 2009

Camel Toe : Hot or Not : Part Deux



The HIGHLY Anticipated Sequel to Camel Toe: Hot or Not?



Superhero Toe?





Spock Toe?





Drunk Rocker Toe?





Surprised by your own toe on the internet Toe?





Harry Toe?





Anorexic Model Toe?





Tron Toe?




Desperate Toe?





Fierce Toe?





Celebrity Gossip Blogger Toe?





Runway Toe?





Aren't Hot Wheels made for kids Toe?





I can't believe my friends didn't tell me Toe?





GuttenToe?





Forcing your little sister to wear your leggings Toe?





Teeny weenie or Toe?





I have to pee Toe?





Political Toe?







Rock and Roll Toe?






High waisted Holmes Toe?






A Little Captain in you Toe?





Mega {I wish this was Will Ferrell} Toe?





It happens to the best of us Toe? {Michelle TOEbama ...no?} :)





If I Could Turn Back Time Toe?






The song above inspired this post. The song that I found randomly and by accident in our itunes library {that we purchased in 2005 & that I had no idea existed} inspired this post. Well, Part Deux. Mmm hmm, that's right, uh huh, uh huh uh huh



69 comments:

Sue Jacquette said...

camel toe is not hot, that song is so fun, but it's going to annoy me all day when I can't get it out of my head now. Ugh!

Leesa said...

OMG Maegan!

That had me in stitches!!! Great photos and captions! It was defin. worth a laugh but unfortunately... CT remains very UNsexY in both men and women...
Have a nice weekend... Leesa

Megan said...

Gross Gross Grossssss. haha Definitely NOT sexxxxy!!

Meg said...

HI-larious!! thanks for starting my day off with a laugh. And a cringe!

Yaya said...

Hahahaha! Good ones! Lol! Love the spock toe the best, but katie holmes toe is a close second!

tanya said...

Oh my goodness, I couldn't stop laughing maegan..that Hot Wheels toe is just...right THERE. Great post, as always :-)

K.Line said...

You've outdone yourself with hilarious. Man, Eddie VH is packing.

Miss_Red said...

Ooh, I almost lost my drink at 'Tron Toe' completely hilarious - thank you for a good laugh :)

karina Manghi said...

Gross and funny, thanks, I nedded a good lough

Dooder City said...

here is who i forgive because i like them - van halen, perez, debbie, obama. that's it. then there is no excuse. i like that you put some humor in your blog! thanks!

Summer said...

ew, ew, ew.

No toe is a good toe.

Nil said...

Hahhaha very funny post Maegan :D

Schatzie said...

LOL, I can't decide which is more disturbing, Leonard Nimoy or the Van Halen toes??

All in all, camel toe or moose knuckle is not acceptable..... just wear looser pants people!!

Franco said...

I loved camel toe part one, this is great, I can't get over the hot wheels lady, insane.
that video is great.

Couture Carrie said...

This is freakin hysterical, M! I don't know whether it will give me nightmares or spontaneous laugh attacks, but I thoroughly enjoyed it!

xoxox,
CC

freeTeyme said...

this post definitely got me cracking up all morning! oh no, definitely not hot!!!

Kelly said...

hahahaha This is hilarious. You're too funny and sure creative! Awesome. :)

Maggie May said...

what a great fucking post!! so funneeeee

Leigh said...

You make my day ahahahah!!!

maeghan said...

That is a LOOOOOT of camel toe. Good work, Maegan!

Recycled Runway said...

SOooooooOO Funnny

hande's closet said...

woww that is soo funny hahaa:)love ur blog:)

Mama Kat said...

Dear Lord I thought it would never end. Oh my gosh I love it...too much! Where did you find all those pictures!?! Awesome. And can I just say I'm so glad you don't have a "mama kat toe" displayed for all. Thanks for that.

B said...

You need to have a warning for "Political Toe" yeesh, scary!

La Couturier said...

camel toe?
always a big no-no.

such an entertaining post!

xoxo,
La C.

Underfunded Heiress said...

Great post! I laughed so hard.

Rachel said...

Thanks for the laugh!

drollgirl said...

oh moose knuckles! this post is so funny and made my pull my pants up a little higher in tribute. ouch.

tbone said...

Tron toe, funny. Hot wheels toe, ...hot. Good stuff.

~alison said...

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahaha
HHHHHAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahah....seriously?? ahahahaha!!! Michelle ToeBama!!?? ahahahaha...omg...this was too GOOD!

BeeHappy said...

This is probably the funniest blog I've ever seen! Hilarious!!!

Nicole Leigh said...

Can we forward this post to Chelsea Lately??? You should be on her round table. This post almost made me pee my pants, THanks!!!!!!!

Girl Japan said...

haha Oh my gosh.. some are okay but some are NO TOE please, NO! EWW I just had a flash back of my mum in jeans once.. oh no..

My father said "Darling", "yes dear", he then said.. "I can read your lips"? Why in front of me.. oh why.. I am so traumatized.

Songy said...

you funny thing. That sense of humour is killing me.

Joanne said...

OMG, I can't stop LAUGHING!

xD great job!

***

Joana

sandra said...

OMG! people just cant see that this is NOT hot-someone should tell them before they go out...you just cant look them in face, always look down there.

Chessa! said...

Definitely not sexy. hilarious yes, sexy, not so much

Cathy Voyage said...

How funny! The titles made me laugh!

Bella said...

Besides laughing uncontrollably at your good humor, let me just say that it's wrong... wrong on so many levels!!! lol-xx

But seriously, I almost fucking died when I came to:

If I Could Turn Back Time Toe?

Elizabeth Marie said...

The Perez Hilton one is extra disturbing...but thanks for the laughs on a rainy sunday morning doll!
xo

Daisy said...

I'm in AGONY just looking at these pics...there is seriously no greater discomfort than the 'Camel Toe'!
Did u actually google 'Camel Toe' images?? Thats so funny x

Holly said...

aww, poor michelle obama!!

the.ramonas said...

awesome blog!!! couldn't stop laughing with this post! hope to see you around more often!

love,
the.ramonas

www.littleramonas.com

puglyfeet said...

My vote: Definite No!!!
You've compiled an awesome and amusing collection. :)

diamondsinchampagne said...

Omg i couldn't stop laughing! Hilarity right there

ash said...

haha!
my fav is michelle obamas!

róisín said...

SO FUNNY!! I can't tell you how many times I lol'd at this! Love it!

Feather said...

OMG you are too much! Hairy Toe!!

Lump said...

OHMYGOD! this is hilarious. I can't stop laughing!

carol said...

that is sooo funny; you have the choice to laugh, or cry!

Milly said...

you're killing me....damn hilarious!!

Bruce said...

This had me fascinated on way to many levels to admit.

Paul Pincus said...

this was insanely hysterical!

i had forgotten how hot eddie van halen was!

Poshhh said...

hahahha i really like your blog and this post was hilarious...thats still an adorable picture of the Obama family though..
xx

Hannah is Narnia's Closet said...

haha hilarious!

E.K. said...

"Is your crotch hungry girl, cause it's eatin' your shorts" I love the blog! It's so funny.

The Thompson's said...

That was freakin HI LAR I OUS!!! I am so glad I found your blog thru my good friend Hollie. I hope you dont mind me following along. I just love good humor. You will find allot of it on my site too. Speaking of which you are welcome too visit anytime you like. Please do stop by.

God Bless

Kellie said...

Seriously, you kill me! This is great!

surviving myself said...

Anything Kim K does is fine with me.

Ribbon said...

What a hoot! I like your blog :-)

Definitely talking with the wrong set of lips when you're walking is not hot!

Best wishes

Labour of Love said...

oh man...this was an ultimate high...my cheeks ache from all the hysterical laughing on your camel toe posts...my better half says camel toes on great lookers can be a turn-on but he still hasn't seen Michelle Obama's yet...might be giving him nightmares and a definite bigAL 'NO' for knuckles-creeeeeeeeepy!!! btw...
really love Girl Japan's comment about her dad's statement...had me rolling to the next county! ps stumbled on your blog somehow and forever mesmerized with your hip fashion style, video tutorials on hair (what an amazing voice!) +make-up (wow...a new eye make-up technique) and all of your informative posts about you, your dh and life! thanks for sharing! xo jo ;)

DiscoVery said...

Hahah! Thank you girl! It's one of the funniest blog post I've ever seen.

Love

DiscoVery

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