Completely Gratuitous Outfit Post

{small images via iMac photo booth}





It's crazy to me that in the sunlight, my roots totally don't bother me but under the harsh lights and the imac photo booth, they are so much darker. horrendous!

What I'm Wearing
Dress: No Tag ...got it at a thrift shop a couple weeks ago
Belt: Vintage ...seen here
Necklaces: Vintage chain with short vintage necklace attached ...both grandma's ...seen here
Handbag: Marc by Marc Jacobs
Sunglasses: Tom Ford {Yvette}
Booties: Steve Madden ...I almost slipped and fell walking to my car this morning then realized these are the shoes I was wearing when I ate it in Macy's in December. I blamed water on the floor but I'm thinkin' it is just these heels ...which means I need to SLOW DOWN.


AND A LITTLE TV GOSSIP
Okay, Audrina was looking FIERCE last night on The Hills in her {what looked like} Balmain studded heels ...Damn she looked great! And Justin just couldn't let her go. .. I loved it! I loved that she was like no, peace, I'm out! FINALLY.

And seriously, could the Pratt family be any dumber? I mean Stephanie, COME ON! Who acts like that? I really thought she was on drugs watching her.


..NOW, ONTO Gossip Girl. I mean REALLY? REALLY, a show based in New York is going to bag on The Valley? Really? The show was even titled "Valley Girls" and really, I don't see what it had to do with Valley Girls considering the father, appropriately played by Andrew McCarthy, was living in Malibu ...which wasn't actually Malibu ...it was Santa Monica where my bro and sil were married ...and where did the mom live? Santa Barbara? I'm not even sure really. Gossip Girl, I love you but last night's episode was LAME and it's not just because I'm a Valley Girl that I mind -GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!- ...although I love what Chuck did for Blair to give her her dream prom, I wanted to see more of her dress ...why didn't they show it? Serena's dress was pretty but too much fabric under her boobs which made them look saggy. Not cool.


..and LAST BUT NOT LEAST I think my new favorite trashy show may just be Charm School w/ Ricki Lake. One because I loved Ashley from Rock of Love Bus and two because what is more fun than watching a bunch of crazy bitches air all their shit on television? I just want to thank Ben Samek {whom I went to high school with and was always seated behind because alphabetically, his is SA and mine was SH}, executive producer of all these hot mess shows on Vh1, for giving me another way to waste my time. Who knew?