It's common knowledge that you got pregnant sans penis and/or sperm. I was just wondering if you had any tips for me in the pregnancy department, most specifically: the getting knocked up bit. Being that I have a perfectly good penis and sperm at my disposal & have been using it/them as such, do you think maybe I should try getting pregnant without the two and see if it happens any faster, like it did for you?
Thoughts? ...oh and, thank you in advance.
* The husband brought this amazing Virgin Mary night light home for me today. It's surprisingly hard to find online but there is one here and three here. It seems as though there is a "who can bring home the funnier item" theme in our home lately ...and he just beat my golden tree stumps.