Fair Game Filming & French Bulldogs

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The husband and I filmed a little comedic montage in our home yesterday for the FoxSports.com show Fair Game which will go live next Wednesday and I’m already nervous about it because I hate watching myself on film. Even editing my hair videos makes me cringe. But saying that, I can’t wait to see how it all comes together …while cringing. {I tweeted another shot of it here}

While we were in the middle of it, our postal worker, Rick {who is awesome}, directed a guy with an adorably HUGE French Bulldog to our house. And when we went out to talk with him realized that we not only we knew him {from the Mac store} but that his French Bulldog was not his. He was a stray who ended up at this guy’s house and while out and about looking for the dog’s owners, Rick {the mail man} directed him to our house because he knew we had a French Bulldog and thought it may be ours.

Now, let me just share an embarrassing fact with you: our dogs are 100% socially retarded. And for this reason, we mostly keep them away from other dogs. And yes, you may want to tell us that if we socialized them more it may help. But you would be wrong. Our two dogs just happen to be the biggest pervs on the planet and between the humping and sniffing and humping and sniffing and HUMPING and possible jealous-powerplay-snappage from LeRoy, it’s just not worth it.

But after standing in the heat for about 7 minutes at our front door and bringing Stray Frenchie water, I feared he would overheat and just HAD to let him in our air-conditioned house and to see if the dogs could all could get along. And they did! Meaning …Stray Frenchie was cool enough to allow our Pug {Bebop} and Frenchie {LeRoy} to sniff the shit out of him while freakishly humping him and each other whilst staying perfectly calm.

dogs humping + stray frenchie

frenchie+pug+humping pervert dogs+stray frenchie

And now I want Stray Frenchie. I want him bad. For the rest of the day finishing our shoot, Stray Frenchie was really all I could think about. I was secretly going through names for him in my head and wondering what his name was. I had dreams about him even. I love him already and he’s not even ours.

And while I hope that if he has nice owners, that they come and find their precious pet, we exchanged numbers with the guy in case they don’t. And even though my husband has a rule against adopting dogs that aren’t puppies as well as strays, pound or rescue dogs {which is all I’ve ever owned until I met him actually} – and has already told me that we cannot keep the dog if his owners don’t come for him, I will offer every sexual favor I can think of to get my way. Because I’m a whore and there’s no way my husband can turn down sexual favor offers. It’s just not in his make up.

huge stray frenchie

NOTE: They found the owners.

* See our humorous little ditty here *


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LA native & lifestyle blogger Maegan Tintari writes daily at ...love Maegan.com sharing beauty & style secrets, including fashion DIYs, how-to nail art manicures, hair tutorials, and home decorating ideas, as well as a look into her personal life with her husband and adorable dogs, two Frenchies & an old Pug in wheels. Here you will find her talking about their journey & battle with infertility & recent relocation up to the mountains by a lake in search of a better life.

29 Comments

  • ~Mrs. Guru~

    July 18, 2010 | Reply

    Sounds like you guys had a good weekend!

  • Francesca

    July 18, 2010 | Reply

    i love ur house- so minimalistic.

    xoxo,
    F

    lekisskiss.blogspot.com <– Texas gal bloggin fashion from NYC!

  • Amanda

    July 18, 2010 | Reply

    lol at Stray Frenchie.
    I think you mean: “If you live in the Sherman Oaks area and this is your dog, please DO NOT email me at lovemaegan@gmail.com;)

  • Susan

    July 18, 2010 | Reply

    This is very nice of you. I hope you find the owner, or not ;)

  • Julisa

    July 18, 2010 | Reply

    LOL @ all the dog humping going on in these pics while Stray Frenchie just lays there

  • Pauline

    July 19, 2010 | Reply

    LOL you are hilarious. I hope you can keep him! It breaks my heart everytime I see a stray dog.

  • Patricia

    July 19, 2010 | Reply

    awww! cute pup! and hilarious a the dogs humping and sniffing to the max.

    use those womanly powers in the fight for cute furry things haha

    http://www.pinkpeonieswithlove.blogspot.com

  • OHN

    July 19, 2010 | Reply

    Aw hell….for you to keep a stray all of us readers will give your husband “favors” :)

    (Your husband is also crazy..rescues and strays are THE BEST…they know you saved them and adore you forever!)

  • dressperado

    July 19, 2010 | Reply

    Hilarious! I’m glad I wasn’t sipping my ice tea while reading this or I would have ruined my keyboard. Let us know what happens!

  • Katie

    July 19, 2010 | Reply

    Aw I hope you get to keep Stray Frenchie :)

  • Stacie

    July 19, 2010 | Reply

    HAHA! SO funny! :D

  • KiKi

    July 19, 2010 | Reply

    Holy crap, this was a funny post!! Hope you get to keep the new baby!

  • Style Porn

    July 19, 2010 | Reply

    I hope your husband’s weakness for sexual favors ends up working out for this little guy. He looks like he fits right in with your furry little family!

  • Kari

    July 19, 2010 | Reply

    NO man can haha! I love your honesty and willingness to share. It’s so refreshing!

  • Meli22

    July 19, 2010 | Reply

    I seriously LOL’d through this entire post ;)

    As for the hubby- lucky girl that you CAN get away with bribing with favors! My hubby would just roll his eyes and ignore me (quite possibly because he knows that he’ll get them anyways at some point LOL)

  • bananas.

    July 19, 2010 | Reply

    “because i’m a whore”….BWAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!! okay that was hilarious and genius all at once.

    hope you get the dog. if not send him my way. my socially retarded dogs would love molesting that one.

  • J-Diggety

    July 19, 2010 | Reply

    LOL!! Your dogs! :)

  • daer0n

    July 19, 2010 | Reply

    Haha, I love reading your posts, they are always so fun and always tell something. No man can turn sexual favors let me tell you, not that your husband and mine are related or anything but mine can’t turn them down either not even to save his life, it’s just in men’s DNA.

    That dog is soo cute! If we didn’t live in an appt and we lived closed to you I would so adopt him, and of course that if the owners didn’t claim him back. I want a dog soo bad!

    I love your house by the way, it looks so chic, warm and cozy -sigh-

  • BrookiiBrooke

    July 19, 2010 | Reply

    “I will offer every sexual favor I can think of to get my way. Because I’m a whore and there’s no way my husband can turn down sexual favor offers. It’s just not in his make up.” bahahahaaaaaaaaaa! this SO sounds like me! ur hilarious. i LOVE reading ur blog. i even added ur news feed to my “My Yahoo” page :)

    hope u get to keep Stray Frenchie!

    ♥SarahBrooke

  • JKreids

    July 19, 2010 | Reply

    Yay for blow jays!!!

    That’s my favorite bargaining tool, too.

  • Nikki Aimee

    July 19, 2010 | Reply

    ” Because I’m a whore and there’s no way my husband can turn down sexual favor offers. It’s just not in his make up.”

    Maegan! You are something else, girlfriend!!! I lmao @ that.
    I ♥ you.

  • Jilliebeanie

    July 19, 2010 | Reply

    We apparently have similar taste in dogs…went to the petstore on Friday to look at Bulldogs, walked out with Pug.

    http://www.spoilsofwear.blogspot.com

  • Amanda

    July 19, 2010 | Reply

    i found two stray kittens 5+ weeks ago…they’re my loves, my *babies*…

    …my vote: keep Stray Frenchie. ;)

  • drollgirl

    July 19, 2010 | Reply

    wah!!! he is SO CUTE! let the humping begin!!! ahahhaha! if this doggie becomes yours, i am sure there will be lots of fun to be had in your house! both for the doggies and for your husband!

    will keep my fingers crossed that this has a happy ending! ;)

  • X

    July 19, 2010 | Reply

    This post made me laugh until I cried. I love dogs–I have a black pug. I’d want the stray Frenchie, too! I really hope he is reunited with his owners but if that doesn’t happen I’m glad you want to take him in ;-)

  • Anonymous

    July 20, 2010 | Reply

    I’ll take your stray frenchie!! My frenchie is lonely!! If you still have him and you cant keep him look up the French Bulldog RescuE Network. They might even know who he belongs too….

  • Deborah

    July 20, 2010 | Reply

    Oh he’s adorable! Keep him keep him!

    My two pets are both rescues and we LOVE them.

    Is your hubbins concerned about problems that can’t be fixed with an older adoptee?

  • The Owl's Closet

    July 20, 2010 | Reply

    LOL!!! aww such a cute dog! i hope u get to keep him:)

    TheOwlsCloset.blogspot.com

  • Anonymous

    July 22, 2010 | Reply

    This post makes me like your husband a little bit less. Who opposes getting animals from the shelter? That’s just mean.

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